I used to have a healthy sex drive, but where did it go?
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No, I'm good
Yeah, it's not as good as it used to be
Yes, things have changed quite a bit
Where did it go?
Regarding morning erections...
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Strong as always, ready to go
Now that you mention it, I don't notice them as much
I am happy to see it when it happens
I feel like I've lost my best friend
Regarding the strength of your erections...
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Very strong
Not bad
I can get the job done, mostly
Kind of reminds me of well done pasta
No matter what I do, how much I exercise or how little I eat, I just keep gaining weight.
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Not at all
A little
Some
A lot
All the time
At 3:00 in the afternoon...
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Bring it on, ready to go
I'm counting the minutes to quitting time
I really need a Redbull
What's that? I think I heard my couch calling!
About life...
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It's an amazing adventure
It's "ok"
I'll take it or leave it
The enjoyment is slipping away
It sucks, but I really want the good times back
Which one of these best describes you?
Superman
Joe Average
Homer Simpson
Grumpy
Eeyore
When I go to the gym...
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I have great energy and I get great results
I used to get much better results with far less effort
As long as I work hard, watch my diet and go at least 4 times a week, I do OK
No matter what I do, I just can't get a result that I like
I have no energy for the gym
Regarding your muscle mass...
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I'm "cut"
Not too bad
I find it hard to get started
No matter what I do, I can't make it better
Almost done!
While we crunch the numbers, where should we send you the results?
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