When things don't go as planned, I bounce back quickly without spiraling. *

This is 100% me.

On a good day, yes.

When I'm not drowning.

Ha ha ha, NO.

I can stay calm and focused in high-strees or chaotic moments *

Of course I can.

As long as food is involved.

Depends on if I've had enough sleep

Immediately no.

I don't constantly feel guilty for doing things for myself. *

This is essential, and I make sure this happens.

I try, but something always comes up.

I think about it, but don't make it a priority.

Only in my dreams (literal ones)

I can seperate my emotions from my decisions, especially in the heat of the moment. *

In theory.

I usually just get hot flashes instead.

I don't even know what that means.

No comment.

I speak to myself with the same strength and compassion I give others on a daily basis. *

I'm surprisingly good at this!

I catch myself talking trash and try to change my thoughts.

Self doubt > Self compassion

I'm not that mom.

I know how to shift my mindset when I feel overwhelmed, defeated, or stuck in a negative mindset. *

We ride at dawn.

I can't keep going, and then I keep going,

Girl, Please

Can I get a HELL NO.