Are You Ready for Freak School?

Discover how freaky—and emotionally equipped—you really are to be sexually satisfied. This isn’t just a spicy quiz—it’s your first step into Freak School.

Instructions: Answer each question honestly. For each one, select the option that feels most like you.

What best describes your current bedroom vibe?

I set the tone and pace—and love doing it.

I follow the energy and make it magic.

I’m trying things and noticing what lands.

I need trust, safety, and clarity first.

Which role feels most natural?

Leading—directing scenes turns me on.

Switching—sometimes I lead, sometimes I melt.

Curious explorer—show me the options.

I’m not sure yet; I need gentle guidance.

How would you rate your sex skills today?

Advanced—precision and presence.

Good—intuitive, could be more consistent.

Okay—I want real guidance and reps.

Low—I haven’t had consistently good sex yet.

What’s your current relationship with pleasure?

I know what I like, and I ask for it.

I’ve never had a vaginal orgasm; I need oral pleasure first.

I’m still learning what turns me on.

I usually prioritize their pleasure first—mine comes later… maybe.

Dirty talk comfort level?

Fluent—commands, praise, pacing cues.

Vibes-based—moans, whispers, a few lines.

Practicing—scripts would help.

Not there yet—need safety and time.

Have you ever had a spirit-snatching, back-arching orgasm?

Every time

More than once.

Once, I think?

I’m still waiting on my moment.

Toys & tools—where are you?

Comfortable with advanced gear; I choose with intent.

I’ve got a few self-pleasure toys; ready to upgrade.

Curious; I need a starter roadmap.

Not yet—foundations first.

Pacing & edging:

I hold the edge on purpose; I love control.

I surf the wave—build, breathe, ride.

I’m learning to notice my own signals.

Edging feels intense; I need slow support.

Boundaries & self-advocacy:

I name desires and limits clearly—before and during.

I can speak up, but I sometimes hesitate.

I’m practicing; cue cards would help.

I often go quiet; I’m worried about “killing the vibe.”

Aftercare preferences:

Naked conversation, then another round.

Cuddles, affirmations, and a warm shower.

Check-in + notes so I can learn.

Lots of reassurance; I’m sensitive post-play.

What blocks pleasure most often?

Partners who can’t match pace/skill.

Losing rhythm or inconsistent technique.

Not knowing exactly what to ask for.

Anxiety, shame, or not feeling safe.

Your #1 goal for Freak School right now:

Command the room and deliver unforgettable nights.

Turn intuition into reliable, repeatable results.

Discover what I like and ask for it with confidence.

Heal, feel safe, and glow from the inside out.

Let us know where we can send your results!

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