1. Let's start with the closet. When I get dressed, I'm going for...
A. Mom-ready. Snacks in my purse and fabric that forgives spills.
B. Leggings are pants, and I'll die on that hill. Gym, trail, or getaway, I'm ready.
C. Boho goddess. Flowy, floral, and a little bit witchy.
D. Old-money energy. Classic, polished, and quietly expensive.
E. Head-turning. If I'm getting dressed, I'm GETTING DRESSED.
F. Boardroom chic. A sharp blazer and don't-waste-my-time energy.
G. Soft, simple, comfy. Nobody's impressing anybody here.
2. My body and I are currently...
A. In a working relationship. It carries my brain to meetings.
B. Workout buddies. A good sweat fixes 90% of my problems.
C. Having a love affair. Bubble baths, body oil, and zero apologies.
D. On a spiritual retreat. I'm more tuned in to my dreams and gut than my mirror.
E. On the waitlist. I've been holding the whole world together. My body knows it's next.
F. Capable and abundant. These arms have carried babies, groceries, and everyone's feelings.
G. On good terms. I take care of it like my house: steady, no drama.
3. Post-divorce, my place is going to be...
A. Dinner-party ready. Tasteful decor, matching dishes, and a guest bath that sparkles.
B. Command central. Coffee, books, laptop open, and big ideas all over the table.
C. Grand Central Station. Cookies in the oven and other people's kids raiding my fridge.
D. My mystical hideaway. Candles, crystals, soft light, and a do-not-disturb vibe.
E. A love nest. Velvet, art, candlelight, and a ridiculous thread count.
F. Basically a greenhouse. Plants everywhere, a trail nearby, and no clutter.
G. Peaceful and tended. Fresh flowers, fresh bread, and calm in every room.
4. Food and I have an understanding...
A. Food is fuel. Give me protein and greens and get out of my way.
B. Dinner is an experience. Candlelight, a great glass of red, and dessert. Always dessert.
C. I don't cook. I make reservations and bring the conversation.
D. Feeding people is my love language. Nobody leaves my house hungry. Ever.
E. Sit-down dinner, cloth napkins, phones away. Yes, even now.
F. Snacking is a lifestyle. I eat whatever my soul craves at 10 p.m.
G. Cooking is my meditation. A wooden spoon and a quiet kitchen? Bliss.
5. Little me was the kid who...
A. Had imaginary friends who were frankly more interesting than real people.
B. Planned her dream wedding down to the napkin color.
C. Mothered her dolls, her pets, and probably your kids too.
D. Beat the grown-ups at chess and corrected the teacher.
E. Came home with scraped knees, a frog in her pocket, and zero regrets.
F. Strutted the hallway in her mom's heels and lipstick.
G. Played quietly by herself and was perfectly happy, thank you.
6. My type? Let's be honest...
A. The beautiful disaster. Passionate, charming, and absolutely terrible for me.
B. Fixer-uppers. I fall for the ones who need taking care of.
C. My adventure buddy. Someone who'll climb a mountain with me, then give me space.
D. Smart and successful. If he can't keep up in conversation, he's out.
E. Mysterious and a little dangerous. The kind who seems to see right through me.
F. A power player. Ambitious and successful, with me as the queen beside his throne.
G. Steady and simple. A good man who lets me be.
7. If I'm brutally honest about my marriage...
A. I said yes because it seemed like what I was supposed to do. Part of me knew.
B. I was all in. "Wife" wasn't just a title. It was who I was.
C. It was fireworks... until it wasn't. No spark, no point.
D. It felt like a cage. Marry again? The jury's still out.
E. It was about building a family. The kids were always the heart of it.
F. We were great business partners. Feelings were never on the agenda.
G. I was always fine on my own. That marriage was never my whole world.
8. When life falls apart, I cope by...
A. Keeping it together in public. Blowout done, smile on, nobody sees me sweat.
B. Girls' night, a new lipstick, and feeling gorgeous. Looking amazing is the best revenge.
C. Making a plan. Research, a spreadsheet, and a five-step strategy by Tuesday.
D. Taking care of everyone else. If my people are okay, I'm okay.
E. Getting outside. A long hike clears my head faster than therapy.
F. Going inward. Journaling, tarot, a long bath, and a good cry under the moon.
G. Cleaning the house top to bottom. A clean kitchen is a calm mind.
9. With the kids in my life, I'm the one who...
A. Hands them a backpack and says, "Let's go find a waterfall."
B. Would fight a bear for them. "Mama bear" isn't a phrase, it's a promise.
C. Expects good manners and good grades. Divorce or not, we have standards.
D. Answers "why?" with a 20-minute TED talk, and loves every second.
E. Is the fun one. Dance parties, glitter, and staying up past bedtime.
F. Tells the best bedtime stories and is a total softie about rules.
G. Is the calm in the storm. My house is their soft place to land.
10. A free Saturday with zero obligations? I'm...
A. Journaling, pulling tarot cards, and getting lost in my garden or my thoughts.
B. Gallery hopping, then cocktails, then a show. Dressed up, obviously.
C. On a trail before sunrise. Text me Monday.
D. Running the charity gala committee. Someone has to, and I do it best.
E. At a museum or a lecture, or deep in a documentary rabbit hole.
F. Hosting a houseful. Kids, friends, cookies, chaos. Heaven.
G. Tea, a quiet house, and absolutely no plans.
11. Drop me at a party, and you'll find me...
A. Starting a debate in the kitchen. Politely. Mostly.
B. In a corner, talking about the meaning of life with one person.
C. Hosting it, obviously. And it's flawless.
D. Working the room like it's my runway.
E. Refilling the snacks and wishing I were home with my people.
F. Eyeing the exit. Small talk is my kryptonite.
G. At home. I RSVP'd "maybe" and meant "no."
12. My ride-or-die crew is...
A. The moms. We bonded at school pickup over carpools and wine.
B. My wolf pack. Strong, independent women who always show up.
C. The brain trust. Smart women who argue with me for fun.
D. A little of everybody. I can make friends with anyone, anywhere.
E. My committee ladies, plus family. Family first, always.
F. A big, fabulous circle. My calendar is full and my group chats are on fire.
G. One or two soul sisters. No drama, no gossip, just tea and truth.
13. My social media feed is basically...
A. Recipes, crafts, and genius kid hacks.
B. Home makeovers, tablescapes, and entertaining inspo.
C. Astrology, spirituality, and self-help. Mercury's in retrograde, and so am I.
D. Hiking trails, national parks, and travel goals of exotic places.
E. Fashion, beauty, and steamy romance-novel recs.
F. Politics, news, and smart women getting feisty.
G. Slow living, meditation, and someone quietly baking bread.
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