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Every weekend, stadium parking lots fill up with fans grilling, eating, shizz-talking and partying. The same cast of characters can be found at houses across the nation in backyards, living rooms and on decks giving each other high fives and screaming at televisions. So who is at your tailgate party? Go to MeBeyondWe.com and take the quiz to see which characters you and your friends play every weekend! Are you the Mega-Fan, Grill master, the Alpha-Wife or the Party Guy? Maybe you are the younger girlfriend just trying to figure it all out? Go take the quiz and share your results! Hotty Toddy and Go Pack Go!

- Wanda

1. The division rivalry game is this weekend. The gang is meeting at the usual house. You were planning to be there early to help set up, but your weekend routine is causing friction at home. You…

Put on your jersey, drink a beer and head over to your buddy’s house to get the party started. Your other half can come along or enjoy a little me time. This is big game!

Grin and make the most of it. You have been up since 4am smoking 20lbs of beef, seasoning and shaping at least 30 burgers and lowering the heat to slow roast the dogs. She’s just hangry.

Get up at 6am to start working on the sides. Mumble because you are tired of having every single weekend taken up with dozens of people treating your home like a stadium, while you secretly know that you prefer this to watching the game as couple only.

Wake up around 10:30, stumble into the bathroom and answer your texts from all your current interests. Try to remember which one you invited to the party today and reach out to confirm.

Get up at 8am. Try on at least ten different outfits in team colors, paint your nails to match and do your full-face make-up. Debate showing your actual allegiance and decide to follow the crowd. Practice smiling and vow you will not talk too much.

2. Something is said that upsets one of the guests. She is sitting far away from everyone and softly crying. You aren’t sure exactly what was said, but she’s obviously upset. The score is close, in the last few minutes of the half. You ...

Don’t even notice. This is the BIG game!

Offer her a soda, or a hotdog. Maybe a soda or better yet, a beer?

Take her in the back room, sit with her and figure out what’s going on. You will take it up with the offender in a little bit. In the meantime, try to find out what she sees in the guy who brought her.

Focus on the game. No time for female drama.

Try to figure out what’s going on and if you should be upset too.

3. One of the girlfriends begins to share that she thinks it may be getting serious with her date. She seems very happy and confident. You have known her guy through at least two wives and remain friends with them. You…

Size her up, notice how great she looks in that jersey and think “Damn! Lucky guy” before screaming at the television.

Smile and hug her. She’ll be ok, but you plan to watch the situation. She seems like a sweetheart.

Take her into the circle and begin investigating quietly. What makes her think he is serious? Is she ready for this lifestyle? Will she fit in with the other wives in the circle? This is chosen family; she should be prepared for that.

Look at the guy she is so crazy about and smile as you answer the three texts from different girls while holding your date’s hand.

Watch the group circle this girl like lions circling an antelope and think, umm, nope.

4. The score is 14-12 with 5 seconds to go. Your team has the ball and is just out of field goal range. It’s second and three. Suddenly the pass is caught in the end zone, but there is penalty on the field. The entire house is screaming, and one of the guys yells “shut the f^%k UP! to his wife. You…

Are so focused on the game, you don’t notice. These are your people!

Get quiet and think that is not ok, but not really any of your business.

Stand up and tell him to shut up, you won’t tolerate that in your house! Then you go offer her a soda and quietly ask if he acts like this all the time.

Look at her face and then contemplate punching him out. He’s a jackass who doesn’t deserve her.

Wonder if you really want to be part of this group.

5. The penalty cost the touchdown and the game. A couple of the guys are still screaming, and one throws his beer. His wife looks uncomfortable. Everyone knows he has a temper, but today he is a little drunk. You…

Commiserate with him. The refs sucked and they were robbed.

Quietly ask her if she wants him to drive her husband home a little later.

Ask her for her help with cleaning up. While she’s working, subtly ask if everything is ok.

Ask him if he wants to go for a drive and then home. You know he just needs a minute.

Watch from a distance and stay quiet. This could be a little touchy.